If you were stranded on a desert island, which gaming video essayist would you take with you and why?

LambHoot

And don't say me because I'm fat and would probably provide enough calories to keep you sustained for a while.

I'd pick Hamish because he's my dad and because he could lift a lot of very heavy things with his very strong arms. That or Dan because he's so tall I could probably just ask him to lay down on the beach and walk across him like a bridge back to civilization.

BobbyBroccoli

@LambHoot Probably Liam because he is a nice lad

LambHoot

@BobbyBroccoli you'd drag Liam all the way out into a terrible situation like this? I'm sure his parents would be very upset.

The Playing Field

I mean, you see that VW bus Noah Caldwell-Gervais restored? Dude has experience with travel and camping. Him, hands down.

AddThreeAndFive

Lonely Goomba because he is bae. Or Arlo, so I can kill him and use his hide as a blanket.

Or are we talking about this site's contributors?

Idk, but Mr. Broccoli seems like a cool guy.

partly

MML, i guess? I don't have any reasoning, just think it'd be interesting.

@ThePlayingField has the right idea though, Noah definitely has shown the correct skills for something like this. Practicality is key.

Storm

Matthewmatosis could serenade me in his Irish accent before we both starve.

Liam Triforce

@LambHoot as far as I know, you are my dad. so you tell me.

hatwearinggamer

People are gross. I'd just bring myself

Chariot Rider

I think I could get along well with Jacob Geller. I have no idea how sharp his survival skills are, but he works out with Beat Saber so how bad could he be?

AlfalfaTheRoach

Super Eyepatch Wolf would probably make me feel contented with my life and all the choices I've made before we both perish

Pyrrhickong

Probably Clemps, if only because he'd be able to recite every last stage play of NieR Automata from heart and at least it wouldn't be boring, and also as I could probably be the stronger one physically after his body crumbles from FFXIV withdrawal.

ForkTwenty

I mean, shit, probably you, Denis. You've got that engineerbrain so we could probably whip something up to escape.

LambHoot

@ForkTwenty unless there's a computer or a scrum team to handle, I'm worth shit boi.

Tanner

Errant Signal would be my choice. Seems like he's got a level head on his shoulders, and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

JAMOfficial

Game Dude because I'd be able to tell someone I hate them before croaking.

Leaf

Ahoy because I just wanna have a conversation with the guy.