Make a normal food sound like a Combine ration


  • A flat, rectangular bar sealed in foil wrap. The label reads "Desiccated sustenance bar | WATER FLAVOR".
    A cardboard box wrapped in foil. The label reads "Gelatinated calorie paste | EGG FLAVOR".

    Like so. Put the real food in spoilers.

    I'll start:
    Sweetened protein-polysaccharide matrix
    CHOCOLATE FLAVOR

    A brownie